Sam

Sam is the greatest guy in the world. He never judges you and wants the best for everyone. We should all have a Sam in our lives.

Ah I need to find a Sam and my life would be perfect

by Luvvinlife January 23, 2022

uncle samming

A super dirty sex move.

"Were you just figuratively Uncle Samming me?"
"Yes I was...finger pointing and everything."

by justcallmewebster March 18, 2014

Sam

Why's Sam here?

Hey guys how are you, oh... why's Sam here?

by Gabe is cool January 20, 2017

Sam

Sexy Asian Man

Look at that guy! He's such a sam!

by 3=======D July 16, 2018

SAM

Short Angry Man

My dad is only 5’6” and is always grouchy, he’s a total SAM

by PGR Girls December 16, 2023

sam santone

sam santone is the hottest man and I would love to date him he is so handsome and nice

he is so hot who? sam santone

by ufhewuhriuewhriuyheuqeu June 21, 2022

Sam

A annoying boy who often says things out of line. He can be very funny, smart (when he feels the need arise) and a complete asshole. Many would advoid a Sam based on his public image, but deep down he is suffering. He can be the most caring person ever or not. He has great respect for his friends. He will not hesitate to call somebody out for using the Lord’s Name in vain and will always find a cheap-ass bench to split in two.

“Dude did you hear?”
“Hear what?”
“Sam broke a bench!”
“Woah, I thought he only slit his wrists!”

by Absolute Chad February 13, 2019