Microwaveable rat

A very gay person who’s in denial.
They claim to not like men but then post about how much they want to marry a guy.
They are also very sweet so be nice to him

Person 1: oh my friend keeps saying they aren’t gay yet they keep simping for a guy on discord
Me: that reminds me of my friend microwaveable rat

by G0LDF1SH July 20, 2021

rat trampoline

The action of taking the skin of your ballsack and bouncing your dick on it.

YO! Mai got to witness Logan's wicked Rat Trampoline at the party last night!

by TheFatDragon August 17, 2016

Rat Headed

To be really fucking shitfaced

See Tineyed

Junt - "Man I was fuckin' Rat Headed last night"

Ash - "Yeah Boy"

by too_fast June 23, 2011

Rat burger

A rat burger is a burger made out of questionable ingredients. If you’re hungry enough, you’ll eat 3. Doesn’t matter if there’s horse dna in it.

“GIMMIE A RAT BURGER WITH A CHOCO-BANANA MILKSHAKE, practically dying here”

by Seattle rat burger November 10, 2020

Rats Fuck

No matter what happens in the world, always remember that there are rats fucking somewhere. Never forget.

1: Rats Fuck.
2: Never Forget.

by Governmentcheese August 19, 2020

rat in despair

Remy from ratatouille. we all love Remy and rat cool epicness. so yeah

I am a "rat in despair" said the little boy

by SxinnyLgndx December 6, 2020

desk rat

Someone who always works at their desk/is chained to their desk.

Look at Bob over there, he's such a desk rat he'll never come have lunch with us.

by Wizardlizard3 May 19, 2017