Kyle

Kyle is someone who drinks many Monsters and may have several holes in his walls. Kyles typically have no more than 2 GCSEs
Boy: come over to my house
Girl: okay kyle
*girl and boy walk into Kyles room*
*girl sees lots of holes in his walls*
Boy: so cool rite
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football player, has a concussion, is retarded, has a small dick
Kyle is an idiot
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When telling the truth sounds better, when asking for advice and ignoring multiple sources, when having more kids than you can afford, and finally marrying a psycho broad whore and expecting a housewife.
Damn, he really Kyle'd up that situation.

Only a Kyle would move in with a married broad.

He's got kids like kyle.
by mlnlbe September 08, 2018
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A person who loves to talk to girls and is easily attracted to girls. A smart person who always aces his tests and is BIG BRAIN.
Kyle: sheesh that girls is hot

person 1: Kyle, what is 56 squared
Kyle: 3136
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That Kyle just reported the teenagers at the mall for hanging out
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A Kyle is an individual who lives solely on Monster Energy and domestic abuse. This creature will be found at has stations around 2am attempting to purchase alcohol and will commonly be found adorned in a sideways cap, at least 4 face tattoos, and sagging cargo shorts at most mid thigh level while spouting a racial slur approximately every 3 words. The most common signs of a Kyle passing through recently is holes in drywalling and used Juul pods and cigarette butts.
Sarah: why are there so many new paintings in your apartment?

Stacy: Kyle's ID is expired so he couldn't buy his Newports
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Kyle: A man who is usually pretty funny but tends to get left out from time to time. He would really be in to history and geography and likes to share his knowledge with his friends. Usually he would love to ski and is creative. Also he likes memez. And loves the game GTA 3 XD
Person 1: “Wow he’s really a Kyle

Person 2: “Damn this Kyle kid is badass
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