jam the fuck out

chill bro you's crimping my swag (American translation)

"bruv just scored the sickest goal on fifa"
"mate jam the fuck out''
''wut?''
''you spent a tenner on a blue cavani you fucking melt''

by jambreh96 November 29, 2013

Beaver Jam

A term for girl-on-girl intercourse.

"I went over to Jan's house and found she and Cynthia engaged in a full-blown beaver jam. Scissoring, 69, toys... it was awesome."

by Rick Rudd November 07, 2022

Chocolate Toe Jam

When one person jams their big toe in the other persons asshole and then the receiver of the jamming proceeds to lick it clean.

“Bro my girl gave me a Chocolate Toe Jam last night, now my asshole hurts and I have a funny aftertaste in my mouth.”

by ToeLover338 May 13, 2022

damp jam

Jazz slang for a hard played improvised musical session, often in the company of non-band members.

Man, that cat Diz can blow a damp jam!

by Sphygmo19 February 25, 2011

Huckleberry Jam

g rated term for hand job

Kristy loves to give Nelson huckleberry jam on fridays!

by tonightatnine November 14, 2011

Jam Baller

A person who likes to put jam on his tesitlces.

He is most certainly a jam baller

by sudorj July 28, 2018

Jazz jam

When a woman or a man magically manages to fit a jazz instrument up their crotch and it gets stuck.

Daughter: Mom I’m in another jazz jam

Mother: Not again! John get over here!

John: I’ve got this

Daughter: What are you doing step bro!?

John: And now the jazz jam is no longer jammed due to my jazz unjammer.

by I didn’t write this definition November 16, 2019