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Dark attack

Having a sudden and often unexpected hit of depression, resentment, bitterness, anger and other negative thoughts and emotions
- Why is Asbjorn suddenly sitting alone and quiet in the corner over there?
- Oh, he's only having a dark attack. As I was saying (...)
by Onomatopoetikon March 17, 2024
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Attacked by a Demon

That is a far less reasonable than my thing.
Hym "It's far less reasonable to believe that you are being attacked by a demon... Than my thing. My thing is not all that farfetched. But that is the people we are dealing with. THIS is ACTUALLY HAPPENING TO ME and this retarded piece of shit of over here:"

The Tuck "UuuLgh! I'm being attacked by DEMONS! I'm being attacked by demons! I really believe that! I REALLY believe that I'm being attacked by demons."

Hym "🤨☝️ Are you seeing that shit!? That is an actual guy who thinks he's actually a rational actor who is telling me that a fucking retard doesn't have to credit or pay me for the thing I designed. That's what's happening here. And the fucking Democrats are just as fucking bad and have rejected reason entirely in favor of absurdity. It should concern you that BOTH political parties can just decide that words don't mean anything and THAT DECISION can starve your kids indefinitely. You might want to start thinking about murdering them and what a post government society is going to be like until we reestablish order. I'm not calling for it by any means because telling you to THINK about doing something is DIFFERENT from telling you to DO something. Right? Because we care so much about distinctions. THINK about MURDERING THEM AND THEIR FAMILIES. Think about it REEEEAL hard. Fucking asshole."
by Hym Iam November 7, 2025
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Taliban attack

An exclamatory term that you yell when you ambush your friends dressed like a terrorist l
As Nicco and Ivan walked by, me and Logan jumped out of the woods screaming Taliban attack and proceeded to chase them dressed like terrorist and holding bb guns
by Darkening m’coon December 8, 2025
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Harry Potter Panic Attack

Similar to the fent fold. When one collapses onto the floor and starts vibrating and or gyrating against it. A dance move invented by the Egyptians.
"Look! He's having a Harry Potter Panic Attack!"
by Tearytesty December 24, 2025
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Attack of the Nans

The moment, usually in a sporting context, when the pressure is on to perform, but you find yourself overcome with nerves and a crisis of confidence resulting in turning to jelly and bottling it.
Whilst playing pool: 'I'm not sure he's going to pot this black, he's having an attack of the Nans'

Whilst playing golf: 'will he sink this for a birdie, or have an attack of the nans?'
by DJ Peloton December 28, 2025
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Depression Attack

by dezika June 29, 2021
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