Asda stick

A device carried by many people who shop at Asda. Intended to indicate some form of disability which may or may not actually be present. Commonly used by benefits claimants to bolster their claims.

Why aren't any of those people with walking sticks limping Mummy ? Those are just wasters with Asda sticks son.

by Ophiucus October 3, 2020

smack stick

someone who is so stupid, they have the brain power of a stick

Dale is a total smack stick, he can't think his way out of a shoe box.....

by Pagoda King July 21, 2017

slit stick

Any sort of phallic object intended for insertion into the vagina.

Hey Sheila, have you seen my slit stick? Haven't cleaned that shit in days and a girl needs to climax.

by goldenkranzisreallysanta September 24, 2016

Whistling Sticks

Southwestern border slang for fingers.

Gina warned Tesco not to get his Whistling Sticks caught in the closing door.

by Swyper May 4, 2022

ubi stick

A baseball bat used for bearing people up.

I will get to you with my ubi stick! You won’t survive once I’ve finished with whooping yo ass!

by Mesafromgoodlongtime May 23, 2023

scoot stick

Something to move the mound when your port-o-potty is too full.

I think somebody is trying to hand me the wrong end of the scoot stick.

by arch delux April 4, 2011

Q-Stick

A term used to describe a person who feigns interest in sport in order have beers

She was a Q-Stick. Had no interest in the cricket.

by Dark knight rising August 14, 2020