by TaylorSwiftsFuzzBucket August 13, 2020
Man, Carl sure is spending a lot of money on Rebecca. Doesn't he know she has a boyfriend? I feel nothing but simp-athy for the guy.
by kooldad69420 October 23, 2020
Someone who is attracted to a fiction character or someone irl and likes them sexualy, you dumb btch
by I Am Lmanburgs idiot2 January 11, 2022
The many people who are supporters of Donald trump, they are often found at trump rallies and disliking criticisms of Trump on reddit or urban dictionary. Often homophobic, transphobic and all round hateful. Have a strong like for building walls.
by ThatGuyWhoCantSleep August 17, 2024
A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women, but using manipulative tactics in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.
He's using his dead grandma as an excuse to get this girl's attention. He's a dark Simp.
I'm dark simping this girl by making her feel bad for me.
I'm dark simping this girl by making her feel bad for me.
by ThedutchTpro April 24, 2020
Richard likes every single girl in class and would do anything do get the sucky sucky 9000 by them. HE also has sucky sucky 9000 with himself everyday.
by fsfhzuifhsfs April 14, 2022
Simping is tricking yourself into thinking a girl likes you when you don't really have a chance. It maybe she already has a boyfriend or has told you she doesn't want to be your girlfriend but you still try to win her affections. You pretend she has given signs she likes you. You delude yourself and think about her all the time. When you see her you treat her like royalty or a celebrity even though you know someone else's cum is probably still inside her from a morning's bare back. You find yourself going to extraordinary lengths to spend time with her and give her compliments without even realising. She may well encourage your simping by occasionally giving you some attention but always with a mention of her boyfriend or some way to let you know your place. Being a simp can be curable especially if a man realises he's being a simp but at the same time he may realise he's being a simp and try to use that knowledge to pull the girl he's simping over, there is no reasoning as the simps desire overrides logic. It can happen more easily if through work or your life you are forced to spend time with her. If you want to escape then avoid her until your brain forgets. All the time you spend with her is wasted. Don't waste your time on girls that won't have sex with you unless you don't fancy them and are actually friends.
by Owen Jones will save humanity September 10, 2024