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mexican candybar

Johnny was full after eating the mexican candybar he found in the men's restroom.

The three most popular flavors of mexican candybars are: peanut, corn, or chewed bubble gum.

Jorge purchased a frozen mexican candybar from the barrio ice cream man.
by guido#24 August 3, 2009
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mexican subway

The act of anal intercourse after consuming a spicy Mexican dish. The act is considered a "true" or "proper mexican subway" if the recipient of the anal penetration has a loose stool due to the effect of said mexican food.
"Ordinarily I'd love to slip you the Liberace... but we just ate some cheap Mexican food and frankly I don't want my cock marinating in the slurry of beans and enchilada sauce you undoubtedly have boiling away in your lower intestine - I'll take a pass on the mexican subway.

or, "If Father McDaugherty thinks he's gonna give me the caboose comunion as penance for not swallowing on Lent... I'm making a run for the border so I can cook his crank with a lethal mexican subway."
by devilreyes December 9, 2008
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Mexican Subway

The act of anal intercourse after consuming a spicy Mexican dish. The act is considered a "true" or "proper mexican subway" if the recipient of the anal penetration has a loose stool due to the effect of said mexican food.
"Ordinarily I'd love to slip you the Liberace... but we just ate some cheap Mexican food and frankly I don't want my cock marinating in the slurry of beans and enchilada sauce you undoubtedly have boiling away in your lower intestine - I'll take a pass on the mexican subway.

or, "If Father McDaugherty thinks he's gonna give me the caboose comunion as penance for not swallowing on Lent... I'm making a run for the border so I can cook his crank with a lethal mexican subway."
by devilreyes February 22, 2007
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emo mexican

In mexico few persons know what an emo is, so people think they´re faggets wearing their sister´s new pants with weird hair cuts and thik black glasses. In mexico everyone who doesn´t use hat and funny moustache is gay...
***the emo mexican is waiting the next ride in the bus stop***

*** the bus stops but only to throw eggs to the emo mexican and a voice came out of the bus saying: putoooooo!!!***

emo mexican: why didn´t i born in america? i`m so sad, I think i´m the saddest emo boy in the world, i need my razor...
by tolol June 25, 2006
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Mexican dildo

Another term for a frozen turd.
I sliped on a mexican dildo.
by The Fury 13 December 13, 2010
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Mexican Inhale

Smoking a cigar or anything through a pussy. Usually done by any dirty mexican skank.
Rosa got clitoris cancer!!! All those damn Mexican Inhales.
by hammz0rt June 11, 2006
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Mexican seatbelt

A Mexican seatbelt is a rope that keeps someone secure while riding in the back of a truck.
Passenger: I'm surprised Justin didn't fly out of the bed on that last speed bump.
Driver: It's cool, he's got a Mexican seatbelt.
by DBnick May 19, 2007
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