mexican candybar

A piece of shit.

Johnny was full after eating the mexican candybar he found in the men's restroom.

The three most popular flavors of mexican candybars are: peanut, corn, or chewed bubble gum.

Jorge purchased a frozen mexican candybar from the barrio ice cream man.

by guido#24 August 3, 2009

mexican subway

The act of anal intercourse after consuming a spicy Mexican dish. The act is considered a "true" or "proper mexican subway" if the recipient of the anal penetration has a loose stool due to the effect of said mexican food.

"Ordinarily I'd love to slip you the Liberace... but we just ate some cheap Mexican food and frankly I don't want my cock marinating in the slurry of beans and enchilada sauce you undoubtedly have boiling away in your lower intestine - I'll take a pass on the mexican subway.

or, "If Father McDaugherty thinks he's gonna give me the caboose comunion as penance for not swallowing on Lent... I'm making a run for the border so I can cook his crank with a lethal mexican subway."

by devilreyes December 9, 2008

emo mexican

In mexico few persons know what an emo is, so people think they´re faggets wearing their sister´s new pants with weird hair cuts and thik black glasses. In mexico everyone who doesn´t use hat and funny moustache is gay...

***the emo mexican is waiting the next ride in the bus stop***

*** the bus stops but only to throw eggs to the emo mexican and a voice came out of the bus saying: putoooooo!!!***

emo mexican: why didn´t i born in america? i`m so sad, I think i´m the saddest emo boy in the world, i need my razor...

by tolol June 25, 2006

Mexican Inhale

Smoking a cigar or anything through a pussy. Usually done by any dirty mexican skank.

Rosa got clitoris cancer!!! All those damn Mexican Inhales.

by hammz0rt June 11, 2006

Mexican dildo

Another term for a frozen turd.

I sliped on a mexican dildo.

by The Fury 13 December 13, 2010

Mexican seatbelt

A Mexican seatbelt is a rope that keeps someone secure while riding in the back of a truck.

Passenger: I'm surprised Justin didn't fly out of the bed on that last speed bump.
Driver: It's cool, he's got a Mexican seatbelt.

by DBnick May 19, 2007

Mexican Backhand

A Mexican backhand is when you are having deep, hard fingering and he takes his whole hand and shoves it up your vagina! Then he slaps his hand around inside of you as if he is high-fiving your vagina lips and more! Feel free to investigate inside of her:D

Guy: Hey sexy whore, I heard about this new sex move called the Mexican Backhand. You wanna' try it out at my place?

Girl:HELL YEAH! Doesn't that mean you get to slap around in my vagina?! LET'S DO IT!!!

by Sexual_Llama:D March 5, 2011