It looked at me first

What most people will comment on a photo/video of a man with a huge bulge.

John sees a photo of a hunk on Instagram and his eyes dart to his bulge.

He comments: It looked at me first! I swear!

by wjsnoutsold June 3, 2025

Look At My Name

I'm a useless piece of shit who's corny and uses Christianity for likes and followers

My dad doesn't love me because I say "Look at my name"

by KvngSlvyer June 5, 2025

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by 456AtabavA343 June 5, 2025

last chance to look at me hector

ding ding ding ding ding

gus said "last chance to look at me hector" to Don Salamanca, only to realize that waltuh had set him up

by afrozendiamond June 9, 2025

look at me girl

Someone who always needs to be the centre of attention and will do/say/wear anything to make sure she is always looked at and given attention. This type of person cannot bear to share the spotlight, so will always do extra things to have everyone look at them. Their need for attention stems from a very deep insecurity that only validation from others can help, for a little while at least. But because the root of the issue is related to their own poor self-esteem, they are always going to need to be validated by outsiders. They are exhausting.

The look at me girl will be the one dancing on tables at parties to get the room's attention. Wearing revealing clothes and leaving little to the imagination. Constantly talking about how everyone loves and adores them, in the hopes her current audience will buy her lies and also thinks she's something. But deep down, she feels like she's not good enough or she wouldn't need so much attention.

by HollabackGurrl April 5, 2024

looking for Gigi?

The call sign of the group “Fluit Ignis” which used to run out of an apartment by Union Square and was founded by Author GiGi Pan.

Hey what’ are those “looking for Gigi?” stickers?
Look it up
I looked it up
Do you think they’re still running this thing?
It sounds like a cult.

What kind of cult leader is named Gigi though?

by Dodo Palmer April 14, 2024

Don't look at my newspaper!

A humorous expression used to ask someone not to invade one's personal space or pry into what they are currently viewing or reading, especially in public settings. Originating from an encounter where an individual defensively closed his newspaper on a train when others commented on its contents, the phrase playfully asserts one's desire for privacy without direct confrontation.

"Hey, stop trying to see my messages—don't look at my newspaper!"

by 2Bobs April 23, 2024