assturbation-fueled car

The homosexual counterpart of the masturbation-fueled car. It is a car that has been painted in all sorts of gay pride colors, symbols, and slogans, and is driven by a gay man or lesbian in hopes that he/she will get as many gay lovers as desired.

Why just look at that faggot asshat in the assturbation-fueled car over there!

by Mark H July 15, 2004

ed banky's car

Comes from Catcher in the Rye and is a common slang term on the streets of NYC. Basically means janky or gross.

This shit is nasty! I mean its like ed banky's car!

by Kenneth Bartram April 5, 2010

Car cock blocked

When you're trying to speed on the highway and some asshole blocks your lane driving at or under the speed limit when they don't have to. Especially frustrating when the road is completely traffic free except for the guy ahead of you

Driver: Fuck!

Passenger: What?

Driver: I'm trying to get to class on time but this mook just cut me off going way too slow

Passenger: You just got car cock blocked

Driver: Feels bad man

by mr.snruB November 15, 2010

Chrysler "K" Car

An affordable and practical vehicle that gets you from point A to point B.

Brian Johnson on The Breakfast Club arrives to Shermer High School with his mom in their Chrysler "K" Car. Brian's life is typical and of "the norm".

by L652 April 17, 2011

Slaps roof of car

A slang for car salesman to slap a car roof to see if it can fit so much spaghetti.

*slaps roof of car* this bad boy can fit so much spaghetti in it

by JBTBFDIG Defines anything August 3, 2018

Rental Car Customer

First definition: One who's reservation is not held.

Second definition: Hopeless victim, who, after driving a creaky, smoke-filled vehicle with dome lights out and mysterious engine clanks, cannot contact anyone at the rental car office but an uneducated twit who couldn't make it as a used car salesman.

That guy standing by the broken down Escort? Yeah, he's one of our Rental Car Customers.

by damissy April 16, 2005

California Vagina Car

Prius

My tree hugging liberal sister bought a California Vagina Car .

by BrotherBryan October 29, 2017