School

School aka A 14 year jail sentence to hell where instead of what you think the devil looks like they dress up in skirt and suits and wear glasses because they can’t see and there like 70 and where the dress code makes no sense you can go to school in shorts that show of your whole leg BUT is you wear ripped jean dress coded that shit don’t Evan make no fucking sense I swear and don’t Evan get me on English teachers bruh why y’all so mean like calling everyone out just being haters you know then them dam math teacher love my math teacher but that homework tho man stop I don’t have time for that I got shit to do and then the dam Spanish teacher “can I use the bathroom” Spanish teacher “say it in Spanish” like I just going to pee myself then and then the mother fucking gym teacher you have to run a mile and you turn around and your gym teacher like stuffing cheese burgers in his face and like 300 pounds tell you to run a mile like I bet you can’t Evan walk to the bathroom ok anyway school just sucks ok It’s hell you ether call it hell or school no in between ok you can’t do shit and teacher hate there like to so they make yours suck too anyway good like on that math test 👍

Beth: this is my 12th year 2 more to go of school
Jack: I have 5 more years wtf

Jake: we have a test today???

Smart kid : yes I have studied for it sense last month

Teacher: ya I'm getting under paid

Same teachers : I think I'm going to give my kids a test that they didn't even learn in my class yup that will help my divorce

by Fucklove420 October 30, 2019

grade 6 2025 raha internatinel school

lots of us are shit we smoke to calm down most of us drink every day and most of us are amazing at fortnite wins after wins and we do not care.

that kid is in grade 6 in raha lets go get some vapes from him. grade 6 2025 raha internatinel school

by ak.ahmed November 24, 2018

st dunstans school

A dutty school full of boys who try act hard and act like their roadmen. Half of the girls turn out to be messed up in the head when they leave and some turn into slags. People make it sound like a good school but it’s really dead and messed up after year 5

“What primary school did you go?”
“St dunstans school”
“Don’t talk to me again u nit”

by Rainbowgg4L October 10, 2021

Salish Middle School

The middle school that all the retards got sent to instead of anywhere else in Lacey & Olympia. Most of the boys here are either transsexual men, football jocks, or nerds. Girls on the other hand are becoming a dying faction since every girl either is a overly apparent transsexual man or a non-binary whatever. The small denominator of girls however are annoying or as rude as a rotten egg. Most of them spread either gossip or join in with the men during class to annoy the teacher to the point of sheer fury. During most periods, the rambunctious yahoos of the classes either fire up their chromebook and go onto "Unblocked games number 01000110 01110101 01100011 01101011" or just constantly make innuendos and annoying jokes the entire time and never do anything else. Now that I've listed a lot about the people, lets share somethings about the school itself. There were reports of pot use, a guy jumped off the second story railing, everyone hates each other, and the anti-bullying system here is as non-existent as Russel's Teapot, and seemingly everyone is bullied here. Now, with all the cons I've listed here, you might think "Hey, there must be a silver lining.", and you'd be right. The food here is good at best, and that's the one thing we all like here.

My friend is ditching Salish Middle School

by Beltbucklebystander November 9, 2021

elthorne park high school

its pretty mid
better than brentside
dont talk to the year 13s though icl i talked to 2 of them and theyre well weird

boy 1: whats up with people in elthorne park high school
boy 2: idk they say bosh instead of beak and cheese instead of peak

by moonlessmaddy October 23, 2024

School

( I just want to tell you i dont have much time so i wanna make this quick ) It is the shittiest place on this whole frickin world

Person 1: bye mum im off to school
Person 2: oh honey!, i was gonna let you take a day off you poor little ass must be so so soar
Person 1: No ba bye creep

by THEWORSTUSEREVERTOWALK January 24, 2018

St Stephens School

A shit school for shit people.

Friend 1: wait you go to St Stephens School?
Friend 2: yea..
Friend 1: Wow! no wonder you're adopted

by ellcastillleng May 31, 2023