telling me your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it anhd burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

by Sexydimma February 17, 2013

improve your vocabulary

a phrase meaning: learn how to correctly talk to your elders

younger brother: yo Amos, you big bully of a brother, give me your candy.

Amos: Sean, I am giving you three choices. now choose between the devil and the deep blue sea. one I either beat the crap out of you for talking to me like that and you eat your own cheese, or two you improve your vocabulary. Got that?

by Sexydimma December 3, 2012

its hard to hide, when your wide

when your thicc you cant play hide and seek easily.

A quote from Anthony P, 2021

jim: i cant find a good hiding spot
jimbo: its hard to hide, when your wide!

by nolifejim March 16, 2021

National tongue your crush day

On october 19th you can tongue your crush any time

Yo bro it’s national tongue your crush day

by Pp boi 456 October 3, 2020

Bruh your gay

When you have too much fun with your homies without any socks😍

Bruh your gay you cant deny it

by Dude im gay September 8, 2021

your mother

homosexual

your mother is gay hahahahahaha

by ismokecrackcocaine February 26, 2022

your mother

Your mother is someone who is very kind and has a lot of patience, so congratulations to you for that! There is still one thing though: 'your mother' (also referred to as 'your mom' or 'tera maa') is one of the biggest memes, and also leads to your mom jokes...!?!?!

Your mother is a joke... 'YOUR MOM is so fat, she took a spoon to the superbowl'

by therizzlergod October 30, 2023