Richard I Just Smashed Your Phone

YOU WHAT?!?!?!!?

Richard I just smashed your phone YOU WHAT!?!?!?!?!

HOWWOWOWOWOWHOHOHAHA HOOHOOHOOHOO HAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

by Bings March 5, 2024

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Varnish your venison

The act of playing with your wee wee.

You don't want to date this girl, you just want her to varnish your venison for five minutes.

by Greasyknowledge March 7, 2024

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“Left your moms in the hood?” is a term that can be used to describe the severe epidemic of fucking idiot females living in Toronto (the ‘Torontrolls’). Their accent is so fucking shit that it tops even the brummy and scouse accent, when you hear it you want to fucking kill yourself. All the women from Toronto make every sentence sound like a question.

Long story short, “Left your moms in the hood?” should be the leading reason you never visit Toronto ever.

“Left your moms in the hood?”
Yes, yes i did
oh okay

by le mule and sons March 7, 2024

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Gimbal your chicken

You come into my house?
Suck my d!ck?
Call me gay?

To describe that sequence of events

I will gimbal your chicken bro

by MrPeePeeMilk March 7, 2024

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Your walls

The place I’m currently in.

Me: Im in your walls
You: No ur not
Also you: *dies to me shooting you through the wall

by Inurwalls March 7, 2024

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keep your leaves on

1. Directed at a person or group acting crazy, loud, or socially/culturally inappropriate to behave in an acceptable manner.

2. Slang for keeping it together

1. "Bro, keep your leaves on and stop yelling at me."
2. To a large group about to get rowdy: "Whoa - keep your leaves on guys."

by Usul March 8, 2024

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