Your mom

Verb: Your mom means that theres a pig amongst us... a fat bitch... which is, you guessed it, your mom

Your mom is so fat, when she fell, i didnt laugh. but the floor cracked up!

by FRMac December 19, 2022

Spanking your Monkey

Spanking your monkey is the act of masturbating and slapping your scrotum simultaneously. One may use this term as a synonym to jerking off or gooning.

After seeing Joe spanking his testes while jerking off, I found out he was spanking his monkey.

Later I confronted him saying "Were you spanking your monkey?"

by GooseInKai April 24, 2024

your great-granny

The ultimate and the worst insult, worse than your mom and your granny.

your great-granny a gay tranny.

by Dem-Definitions May 28, 2018

National cheat on your man day

Today is a free pass to cheat on your man/husband JUST THIS ONCE!!

Defined by: July 9th is National Cheat on your man day!

by tacoboy67 July 9, 2025

Leaving your partner for cheating

That's also what this is like!

Hym "It's like leaving your partner for cheating on you! It's like you're my girlfriend and I caught you cheating and you're like clinging to my leg and just screaming and crying to stop me from leaving you!"

Society (aka MY Girlfriend) "NOOO! NOOOO! PLEASE! YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME! I'M SO SORRY! I LOVE YOU! NOOOOOOOOO!"

Hym "Get the fuck off of me you freak! What the fuck is wrong with you? And now you're like lying to the police about being abused (which is something women do all of the time and the Red Pill community calls out all of the time) to try and get me locked up!"

by Hym Iam December 29, 2024

Stomp your kneecaps backwards

Basically a threat where you threaten to make them have chicken knees

I’m gonna stomp your kneecaps backwards!

by Embers20342 February 18, 2022

Dress like your s/o day

On October 17th you the reader will dress like your significant other for the entirety of that day，matching with a similar or exact replica of a common outfit they’re known for wearing.

“Why are you dressed like your boyfriend today?”
“Oh didn’t you hear? Todays dress like your s/o day”

by Youlovecoco October 12, 2022