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Ham

A rich white person most likely from the suburbs. Usually wearing khaki pants, dress shoes, and a tucked in button up shirt. Any white person with a bowl cut can also be considered a ham. You can find a lot of hams in catholic schools.
Who’s the new kid with the bowl cut? I think he’s a ham.
by Timothy Ham December 13, 2019
mugGet the Hammug.

Ham

by .,o September 29, 2020
mugGet the Hammug.

West Ham Way

The West Ham Way is a fucking myth. We lose every week, had crap like Sam Allardyce and David Moyes in charge, get a premier league winning manager and are still a shit club, spend hundreds of millions of pounds and can only just beat southampton 1-0 and get knocked out of the cup by a league one team every season... oxford, wimbledon etc... then get beat by romanian farmers every time we compete in the europa league
We want a manager that plays the West Ham Way
by ProffFartuart December 16, 2019
mugGet the West Ham Waymug.

liverpool >>>> west ham

liverpool are factually better than west ham in all areas of the pitch
by anonymous September 5, 2023
mugGet the liverpool >>>> west hammug.

Rummaging the ham

fingering or performing oral on the loose flaps of a roastie's labia. may also refer to giving oral to a fat chick
"dude you know your girlfriend is a roastie right?
"You've been rummaging the ham haven't you?
by NoloveDeepweb August 29, 2017
mugGet the Rummaging the hammug.

ham wallet

A place where pigs keep their money.
Son: Dad, what's a ham wallet?
Dad: Something pigs use to keep their money.
by dragonman9001 June 24, 2019
mugGet the ham walletmug.

ham twins

Ham twins are the ass cheeks of a thicc woman. Its slang for the term booty or ass. It can be confusing to use in a sentence sometimes.
Damn, Kim got some nice ham twins.

Look at her sexy ham twins!
by Midget__Moto June 6, 2019
mugGet the ham twinsmug.

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