When a guy takes a piss with his foot propped up on something (Usually the side of the bath tub) like Captain Morgan stands with his foot on a barrel.
by DrKarate September 20, 2012
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Usually found peacocking around the floor for no reason
Throws out a random flex when a member of the opposite sex is around
Usually found peacocking around the floor for no reason
Throws out a random flex when a member of the opposite sex is around
by Jonsnowknowsnowt July 27, 2016
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I donated to that charity the other day but it turns out my money went towards paying someone's daughter a salary for buying new shoes!
I was utterly Captain Tommed!
I was utterly Captain Tommed!
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