red ring of deth

the best thing xbox invented

turtwig NS:i just got a xbox

iHasModmanHD:woo wana play online?

turtwig NS: no i just got red ring of deth

iHasModmanHD: omg mee too

i <3 my xbox bitch!

by iHasModmanHD November 22, 2011

eye-rings

dark rings under one's eyes

It seems you haven't slept well for ages.
Why that?
Because of these eye-rings you've got.

by maroccan July 7, 2011

Ring Dong

A phrase you would use in a text message to make the other person check their phone and write back.

Ring Dong: Cory
Jaelyn: What is this a door bell?
Just seein' what you were up to: Cory
Jaelyn: Streching out for later wanna cruise by?

or

Paul: Dude guess what I did last night?
Steve: What?
Paul: I ring donged Jessica at four in the morning to wake her up when she has her first day of nursing intern.
Steve: Clutch Automatic!

by Macag September 22, 2011

Ring stinger

When ya fluked the ultimate romantic holy grail and accidentally managed to marry a chick because someone slipped an eccie in your drink so u weren’t being a fuckwit all night but then ya dob her in to the cops next day when ur sober because you don’t like people on eccies

Bro that chick needs a medal bro she fell hard for a dude and married him the same night because he wasn’t an arsehole to her , but he ended up being a ring stinger when he was sober

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

Going through the third ring

SuffeRING

A reference to the common joke of the three rings of marriage: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

Can be used on people who aren’t married as well to say suffering

It’s only been a year and Dave seems like he’s going through the third ring with his wife.

I haven’t been doing well, I’m going through the third ring right now.

by MartianMenace October 8, 2023

Ringing the bell

Slapping someone’s balls as hard as you can

John: dude my new gf is really into ringing the bell.

Jack: that sucks for you, your balls are gonna be so sore from being hit that much

by Dangeous October 16, 2023

Midwestern Ring of Fire

The Midwestern Ring of Fire is a party trick in which you shove three to four raccoons up your ass, along with some medium to spicy salsa, and just hold on for dear life.

Did you see how Tony pulled off that Midwestern Ring of Fire last night? Crazy bro...

by batfucker69 October 17, 2023