by Captain Mess January 23, 2021
Get the Captain Messmug. "Wow, i am so glad that i had pleny of captain c's on hand for the marathon of sex i had with mia this weekend. A true miathon needs Capt. C's!"
by mia's friend September 2, 2007
Get the captain cmug. Captain
Possibly from Serbia, but now a full fledged American, the Captain is a heroin addict with the MOST experience in their circle of user-friends, affording him the biggest ship (the most drugs) to stand at the helm and steer (appear conscious while actually on the nod) everyone safely thru their high.
The Captain must always be on the lookout for smaller ships, little up and commers, that could damage his vessel. It's a big ocean out there, and it's full of dangers that could kill his vibe. The Captain knows he put in work to get where he is, and there's always going to be pirates out on the sea, looking to take it from him.
The Captain has a reputation of bitches always flocking to him, trying to get on his ship, but he prides himself (even gets off on) telling them all no. It's partly how he stays in command with that power. Besides the captain usually has a Jenny sponsoring him, so his needs are well handled, and for that captains are very loyal beings with less likelihood of scandalous tendencies.
Side effects of being the captain, he becomes accustomed to.people just hooking him up with free work, and so when he runs out, which is rare, it becomes his excuse for why he disappeared all day (looking for drugs).
Possibly from Serbia, but now a full fledged American, the Captain is a heroin addict with the MOST experience in their circle of user-friends, affording him the biggest ship (the most drugs) to stand at the helm and steer (appear conscious while actually on the nod) everyone safely thru their high.
The Captain must always be on the lookout for smaller ships, little up and commers, that could damage his vessel. It's a big ocean out there, and it's full of dangers that could kill his vibe. The Captain knows he put in work to get where he is, and there's always going to be pirates out on the sea, looking to take it from him.
The Captain has a reputation of bitches always flocking to him, trying to get on his ship, but he prides himself (even gets off on) telling them all no. It's partly how he stays in command with that power. Besides the captain usually has a Jenny sponsoring him, so his needs are well handled, and for that captains are very loyal beings with less likelihood of scandalous tendencies.
Side effects of being the captain, he becomes accustomed to.people just hooking him up with free work, and so when he runs out, which is rare, it becomes his excuse for why he disappeared all day (looking for drugs).
Parents: where were you with our car all night??
Captain: chill, Im the captain, i had to go work for work! Plus.my ship docked and needed it's captain to come and steer it for a while..
Captain: chill, Im the captain, i had to go work for work! Plus.my ship docked and needed it's captain to come and steer it for a while..
by Jenny520 March 4, 2019
Get the Captainmug. It's when someone is sitting next to something you can do the captains pose and fart next to them. Or in their face...... Even better!
There was an empty chair next to him so I captained him!
by Paulie Bhoy September 27, 2013
Get the Captainedmug. by Gamingman November 1, 2021
Get the Captain Chromosomemug. When your girl lays on her side with one leg straight and one leg bent at 90*. You straddle her straight leg and put the back of her bent knee in the bend of your elbow and plow ahead.
by Jpatt01 February 28, 2022
Get the The captain morganmug. Noun: A term for one who is wearing a zip-down hoodie with the zip open completely by only the hood on their head (very often notably with no shirt), leaving the arm flaps and the rest of the hoodie to hang behind them as pseudo tribal decoration. Often associated with individuals in this attire performing wildcard stunts and impromptu executive decisions
Verb: To assume the form as described in the noun and perform crackhead and crackhead-esque actions with urgency
Verb: To assume the form as described in the noun and perform crackhead and crackhead-esque actions with urgency
Never get in a swamp fight with a captain crackhead - noun
If you don't give me my 25 cents back as a quarter I will captain crackhead this elf on the shelf - verb
If you don't give me my 25 cents back as a quarter I will captain crackhead this elf on the shelf - verb
by why do i have to come up with March 24, 2023
Get the captain crackheadmug.