When u pull a bit*h on the scootch one night and couldn't be fuc*ed puttin work in the night after so you recycle that ass.
by Omarplanet August 28, 2017
Get the Captain planetmug. by hanni_sparrow14 March 16, 2022
Get the Captain Jack Sparrowmug. The captain is a TV show character from BBC ghosts that can be found on the British Broad Casting network. He does not have a name that we (the viewers) know of but it has been teased throughout the series, and he usually just goes by the military name Captain (Cap for short.) Many people have tried to guess captains name and have guessed at Frederick or Teddy but we are never certain.
Captains backstory is very interesting and left the viewers with more questions then before such as: Is that German fellow he seems to have a huge crush on a German spy? If you think yes to this question I would like for you to step out the room and we will have a nice long chat about what you have just said. Any way leading on from what I was saying before the captains sexuality is confirmed gay (as all of Ben Willbond's characters are) and that's whats probably attracted you mentally ill gay wierdos (same tbh)
Captains backstory is very interesting and left the viewers with more questions then before such as: Is that German fellow he seems to have a huge crush on a German spy? If you think yes to this question I would like for you to step out the room and we will have a nice long chat about what you have just said. Any way leading on from what I was saying before the captains sexuality is confirmed gay (as all of Ben Willbond's characters are) and that's whats probably attracted you mentally ill gay wierdos (same tbh)
Person one: The captain was pretty fruity in that last episode dont you thing
Person two: I think he likes woman
Person one: and I think I need new friends
Person two: I think he likes woman
Person one: and I think I need new friends
by Headlesscaptains January 6, 2022
Get the The Captainmug. After completing “The Captain’s Surprise” the giver will unplug from the receiver and then use the captains hat to catch any lose shit protruding from the asshole of the receiver. Then, the giver will place the shit filled hat on the receiver while blowing a foghorn.
The Captain’s Special (verb) Jonathan’s hair was caked with shit after receiving “The Captains Special” from Gary. The captains special was a shitty experience.
by Jamsandwich1 June 13, 2023
Get the The Captain’s Specialmug. "Oh that character is pretty cool."
"Yeah, but not as cool or as attractive as Captain Boomerang"
"well that's kinda obvious, nobody's better than Captain Boomerang"
"Yeah, but not as cool or as attractive as Captain Boomerang"
"well that's kinda obvious, nobody's better than Captain Boomerang"
by ILikeCBMs March 13, 2022
Get the Captain Boomerangmug. by Dr tippydick July 21, 2022
Get the El captain penis wrinklemug. Captain Ioway can save the world with he help of his pig, Blue Boy, and hius sidekick, Korn Kid. He is the greatest superhero that ever lived. He is from Ioway. When he is not saving the world, he enjoys spending time with the Frake family and adding sugar to his wife's mincemeat.
by statefair December 29, 2011
Get the Captain Iowaymug.