Smash Schedule

The time between meeting a girl and when you engage in sexual intercourse with her.

Guy 1: I really want to get with this girl
Guy 2: Yeah you should get with her by least this weekend or she's out of the picture.
Guy 1: I want to! It's in my Smash Schedule!

by jRob917 October 29, 2011

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smash that evil

The act of killing all borderlands enemies excluding the Sarcastic Slab

Smash that evil, that evil needs to be smashed

by TJITHINK June 5, 2024

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Smash and Grab

Forcefully smacking someone's ass then once contact is made, grabbing it firmly.

Stop smacking my ass!
I'm not, I'm giving you the ol' smash and grab!

by fUCKDpopO October 18, 2017

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String smashing is a technique for solving complex structurals problem in computer science with excessive use of string concatenation. Typically results in extremely high cyclomatic complexity, unmaintanable code, and developer insanity.

Building an in application "search engine" for a relational database by having thousands of lines of PHP code that builds a massive string containing an sql query.

A simple example of string smashing would be the following line of pseudo code.

"select" + COLUMNS + "from" + TABLE_NAME + "where" + GET_CONSTRAINTS()

by benju May 9, 2013

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