Split Herpes Soup

The thick, chunky discharge resulting from a bad case of the aforementioned sexually transmitted disease.
(see also: Chlamydia Chowder)

"I had to change underwear seven times already today because of some serious split herpes soup."

by buttfinger December 9, 2013

The Soups

A condition involving nausea,bloating,diarrhea,and general indigestion experienced after eating creamy and acidic soup, such as tomato bisque, at a restaurant. This condition can last anywhere from 8 to 48 hours,is worsened by the consumption of alcohol, but can be alleviated by a simple anti-acid supplement.

Hey man do you wanna go out tonight? No man I can't.Got the soups.

by hel112570 June 15, 2018

Giving Her The Soup Kitchen

When you procure a lady to get on her knees during sexual intercourse. In the kneeling position the lady holds out her hands in a cup formation as you proceed to cum in her hands. She proceeds to wash her hands with hot water, creating an ooey gooey mixture. With this mixture the lady gives the man a double, mix grip ,gluck, suck, 3000.

I walked into my friends bedroom during a wedding where Logie was giving her the soup kitchen to his girlfriend Lea.

by ProfessorP1234 April 19, 2020

Ball Soup

When 5 or more guys are in a hot tub, it is a recipe for ball soup

Hey come and hop into the ball soup!

by Btk23 May 26, 2018

alphabet soup (>:

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz now u know your ABC's next time won't you sing with me (>:

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz now u know your ABC's next time won't you sing with me (>: (also alphabet soup (>:)

by doveeeeeeeeee November 5, 2020

Soup Gang

A group of adventurers in a tabletop RPG, such as DND

Player "Soup Gang Has?"
Rest of Table "Mondo PP!"

by T8PEL June 9, 2022

Word Soup

A disorganized or nonsensical collection of words, often composed of jargon, buzzwords, or technical terms, strung together to give the illusion of meaningful communication but lacks coherence, substance, or logical contribution to the conversation.

When confronted about the mistake, Carlos responded with word soup: "I acknowledge that, in retrospect, unforeseen circumstances may have contributed..."-leaving everyone unsure if he actually took any blame.

by Raiden Hawk March 4, 2025