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Canned Ham

A person who you gave a ride to a place and need to get them back home.
I’m ready to leave the party but my canned ham wants to stay. Or I would let him fin for himself but he’s my canned ham.
by Chris Dewayne May 19, 2022
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huge ham

a football (american football) term used to describe a huge penis, usually used when the player has accomplished something.
Damn! Zach got the league MVP award! Huge Ham!
by Everyone knows me December 15, 2017
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bowl of ham

only consumed by the most homosexual of beings
darragh jackson: eats bowl of ham
proceeds to suck of his dad
by Boi of the big variety May 26, 2020
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Hiden the ham

A mah lut lo, or a guy who has extremely small eyes or dick.
When I do sex with him, my pussy couldn't feel a thing.He is Hiden the ham!
by zerothebot June 15, 2024
mugGet the Hiden the hammug.

ham sandwich

that cottys a ham sandwich she didn’t come to the crib 3 times.
by cottyszn17 August 6, 2022
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Darvin Ham

The most retardedest, stupid, dumbest, fatest, most garbage ass coach to ever grace the beautiful National Basketball Association. He is considered retarded by many. Often times, he is spotted playing "pocket pool" courtside instead of coaching the Los Angeles Lakers. Some people refer to this demon spawn as "darvin hamas." This idiot has done his absolute best to sabotage the end of the greatest person to ever touch an NBA basketball, Lebron James Sr. He started off his Lakers tenure 1-9. In his own NBA career, he averaged 2.7 points per game, now Jeanie Buss calls upon him to coach Lebron. On many occasions, he has overruled Lebron's attempts at challenging plays, most recently on April 27th, 2024, in game 4 against the Denver Nuggets. He is considered to be in an ongoing love affair with Los Angeles Lakers player, Taurean Prince. One of his favorite things to do is run a four guard lineup, which involves playing for players at one time who specialize at PG/SG. He has even done this when down three games to zero in an NBA playoff series.
"What a dumbass decision, he must be pulling a Darvin Ham"
by Professor Nate April 27, 2024
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