Ham,banana,hollandaise meal

Was created in Yulee, by in the 1750s by Bryan jeffers great great great grandfather

-Yu gon eat dinner?

-nah MA I ain't eating that Ham,banana,hollandaise meal shyt

by Yat yas-le July 17, 2018

Spear some Ham

Taking the least possible amount of effort to fool an idiot.

They wouldn't let me in without a badge, so I had to spear some ham by making a fake from an old cereal box, and it actually worked. -Reddit user SuperFLEB

by KristinaKrnkDat July 25, 2018

Hot Ham

An exceptional gluteus maximus.

Man that personal trainer has some hot hams.

by Fetch Stick August 25, 2018

slap some ham on it

If theres a problem in any way shape or form you just slap some ham on it. That's all you need to do. Problem Solved.

Man 1:Dude, I'm failing all of my classes right now and i just dont know what to do to fix my grades.

Man 2:Hey, just slap some ham on it.

by TheGa1eFund February 1, 2019

Ham Canyon

slang term for a woman's vagina , or a wimp , or someone scared

we could all see her Ham Canyon when she ripped her pants .

he is such a Ham Canyon, he wouldn't go in the house without lights on.

by Brian T. O'Hara February 7, 2019

boiled ham

This is in reference to a legend in the Dark Age of Camelot community. The player took on the form Boiled Ham late in his gaming career.

Boy - “Omg look it’s Boiled Ham!

Girl - “My panties are soaked right now”.
Boy - “Mine too”.

by Syndiddy February 9, 2019

Cold ham water

When a girl posses into a guys mouth, then he snowballs the cold piss into another guys mouth.

girl: “want some cold ham water?”
guy: “ Sure?”

5 minutes later
guy: “ I regret everything”

by Jimster February 19, 2019