Gamers

An oppressed minority of mostly men

man I wish gamers had more rights

by Fines T, Honker July 21, 2020

Gamer Eye

A stinging sensation occurring in ones eye when staring at a screen for too long and not remembering to blink. Gamer Eye can occur during or after ones hardcore gaming sesh. Individuals finding themselves with gamer eye lasting longer than 5.3219 seconds should consult with a doctor as it may be a sign of Gamer Eyetis, a gamer ridden disease only contracted by the elitist of gamers.

Gamer1: Aye why Scape got gamer eye?
Gamer 2: he’s been counting the FPS manually in his edits and permanently suffers from Gamer Eyetis 😔

by Entai December 1, 2018

Elder gamer

A gamer that has been gaming at least since the days of the Nintendo entertainment system. Or a gamer over the age of 40.

He played Super Mario Bros. when it first came out. He’s a elder gamer.

by Digipunk June 4, 2021

Epic Gamer

A Epic Gamer is a special type of person, they hardly go outside and stay in their room playing video games, while they're super good at video games, they get sweaty when they sit, or talk to a girl, they're still a virgin but it's okay, because they're probably making money off kids, just by playing video games.

"Hey dude, did you see that bob won minecraft hunger games?"
"yes! it was easy for him considering he's a Epic Gamer."

by Minecraft Gamer 69 September 4, 2019

Real Gamer

A person that no matter what happens he will always be thinking or playing video games, you dont need to be male or fat or even have glasses and be bullied, a gamer is a gamer, they care only about videogames and they normally prefer them to people, they have less friends and spend their free time sweating kills.
(they get very excited when they kill someone)

(new guy)- who is that in the computer room on his own?
(student)- oh, he is a real gamer.
(real gamer)- YESSSS, I GOT A KILL BOIIIIS!!!!

by it's_real_gamer_4_u. June 14, 2019

Epic Gamers group

A Discord group filled with a bunch of scumbag cretins.

Fun fact time, now that I've properly anylyzed the situation after 2 weeks

the Epic Gamers group and FurretPL are scumbags

by Mogger Yoda March 24, 2024

gamer

Deriving from the word 'God' , a gamer is someone who plays video games. Gamers are typically disliked by the media, but gamers themselves think of themselves as elite gods. Defining traits of all gamers include: being virgins, ____, _________ and _________.

"Hey John, are you a gamer?"

"Yea, cause I play Fortnite and Roblox."

"Okay, so you're not really a gamer then."

"Why not?"

"Because those are baby gamer games."

by whereischazz December 27, 2019