Devils gate keeper

The Devils Gate Keeper: This is the cross between constipation and sketchy food decisions. You are alerted to this phenomenon by gut wrenching twisting pain in your lower abdomen. The kind of pain that makes you want to curl up in a ball and die. This pain is usually associated with the explosive diarrhea which follows a long night of light beer and Taco Bell. The difference is once you finally crawl to the toilet because it hurts too much to stand, you are not greeted with violent relief. Instead the pain continues as you strain and push with the force to cause a brain hemorrhage until you are finally able to pop the cork of despair. Once this happens you almost die as you feel your soul exit your body via your ass.

So I’m a little bit dehydrated and had ten day old leftover chicken gumbo for lunch yesterday, which caused me to battle the devils gate keeper this morning.

by Pedro11111 April 11, 2019

Devil's Trifecta

When three partys that have sexual frustration towards one another meet at a T shaped crossroad by chance.

Unbeknownst to any of them, Gabby, Jocelyn, and Henry ran into each other after a few off and on dates entering a Devil's Trifecta..The plot thickens.

by Magic Panda January 21, 2021

Devil’s Club

A club whose unofficial membership includes men who achieve 6-6-6 status (6+” penis, 6’ tall, 6 figure salary).

Ron’s new job finally got him into the Devil’s Club. Dude is gonna set Tinder on fire.

by anonymous January 24, 2023

Devil's present

A man that stands more than 6 feet tall, makes more than 6 figures, and packs more than 6 inches

Girl, that guy is a devil's present.

by 2001RoadKing October 27, 2023

Dare-Devil

When a guys penis has an upwards curve to it and he precedes to lay at a 45 degree angle. He then takes a hot wheels car and lays it on his chest and proceeds to let it roll and jump off his penis.

You should totally Dare-Devil the mystery machine.

by 1918182 September 12, 2023

Devil Strip

(Noun, Archaic) Most often used by people who ride bikes to describe the part of the road that lies between the streetcar (aka tram, trolley) tracks. Scorchers & Wheelsmen (now: roadie & cyclist) originally rode here as it was the only paved part of the street. Now, because of the risk of crossing the tracks, one is lucky that they did not fall off their bicycle while manoeuvring to ride in this section of the street.

That truck was parked so poorly that I had to pass it in the devil strip.

by Matt Todd January 10, 2013

Devil worship

To be glad when something bad happens.

Oh man, David lost the war and partied, what a devil worshiper.

by bushlight December 10, 2017