Corn Rover

A comb over made of corn rows.

he was going bald, but he loved his corn rows. So he fashioned his corn rows into a corn rover which made him look even worse...

by flannimal July 5, 2012

Corn Shuck

A rough, uncomfortable feeling upon, within, and throughout one's anal cavity.

"Mexican food really corn shucks my crawl space"

by r4gz August 1, 2012

Corn Cob Dike

Lesbian from the mid-west

Look at that Corn cob dike she is totally fucking that bitch with a stalk of corn

by B-Rad89 July 17, 2011

Corn-flaketed

The emotional state of being entirely bewildered on your choice of delicious cereals.

Idk Mom, I'm totally corn-flaketed right now.

by DonnyLockerman June 29, 2011

Corn on the log

When you take a nice solid poop after eating a lot of corn

That corn on the cob gave me corn on the log

by Corny girl October 2, 2011

corn doggies

The act of slowly licking every inch of a penis, focusing on one inch every 20 minutes; A form of edging. As soon as you get to the tip and lick the urethra, that’s typically when the recipient climaxes

“Sometimes a man will want to get corn dogged. Don’t be afraid of it, corn doggies are fun it you stay patient.”

by whatseurope February 28, 2023

Screaming corn cob

Where someone eats raw or not fully cooked corn, and while passing hurts bad enough to make the person moan/yell or scream.

John sounded like he was passing a screaming corn cob in the living room.

by My5k5ey5 March 7, 2023