National fuck Minx Day

April 16th is national fuck Minx Day. A minx is a person who lives in their moms basement and looks like a José when in reality he's an Austin

Adam: Hey it's national fuck Minx Day!

Todd: yeah fuck that man Austin. He fucking sucks

Adam: yeah fuck him

by WaffIe April 16, 2020

Hoe fucking dick sucker

A hoe fucking dick sucker is a person who doesn’t vote this definition in.

Oh shit that person just dissed my definition, must be a hoe fucking dick sucker.

by mystrawberriesaresour June 10, 2020

Toot toot fuck shit

Yes

Toot toot fuck shit yes

by Fifty yeets September 6, 2020

coon clit frisbee fuck

I don’t even fucking know bro this is the shit

Shut the fuck up kyle, stop being a fuckin coon clit frisbee fuck.

by Fagotfuckerclitdaddy December 9, 2020

Fuck your best friend

Fuck your best friend

Fuck your best friend

by Older March 25, 2021

I lost the fucking baby

Something a man tells his wife when he cannot find the baby.

Man: Honey I lost the fucking baby

Wife: You didn’t eat it did you? Not again!

by Mrhandsbluewaffle2girls1cup November 2, 2021

National Fuck Dave Day

Where you absolutely hate the guy Dave. You are disappointed in Dave

You: what day is it?
Friend: it’s February 11th.
You: it’s national fuck Dave day.
Friend: what’s that?
You: where you absolutely hate that guy named Dave

by Bigdickduck February 6, 2022