My Dylan

‘My Dylan' is what Alex says when she refers to Dylan (her boyfriend, future husband, and father of her future children). He is Alex's soulmate.

Dylan is the person I love the most. He is the most amazing and most perfect person I’ve met. He’s so important to me, idk what I’d do without him. He makes jokes that genuinely make me laugh. He tells me daily how much he loves me and I appreciate him so so much. He deserves the world.

I love my Dylan. He's the cutest cutie of the cuties. He makes me so happy.

by acarrot5 April 23, 2024

In my Tik-Tok

The ability to have no idea what is happening around you because you're completely enthralled and enamored by tik-tok videos

Sorry baby I didn't hear a word you said I was in in my tik-tok.

by Boo Bead December 27, 2022

Blank My Dong

To blank someone's dong, is the act of ignoring someone's genitals when in clear view.
The phrase can also be used in the first person, to 'blank your own dong' or 'blanking my dong'.
When used in this context, it means that someone is lacking attention to there penis, and is most probably not wanking.

Bro 1: Dude, totally gonna have a threesome this weekend!
Bro 2: Awesome! Just make sure you blank his dong!
Bro 1: Yeah, i had one before, the other guy was just staring at it, he totally didn't blank my dong.

by George Hughes 5000 January 17, 2011

.....Ready now, my baby coming through we getting faded oh i thought you knew Steady now, don't you fall of the edge Everybody lit the party will never end.....

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.....Ready now, my baby coming through we getting faded oh i thought you knew Steady now, don't you fall of the edge Everybody lit the party will never end.....

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

chussle my nussle

when you like to chussle a nussle. it is a rlly hot way of masterbateion. witch will make some one cum in 20 seconds!

i chussle my nussle today in front of my mum and it was hot and she cummed

by jammajail October 20, 2021

My Sibling in Gygax

A gender neutral, non-religious alternative to the phrase "My brother in Christ." It is used to address a person(s) who plays the table-top game Dungeons and Dragons (or enjoys other nerdy hobbies), which was co-created by Gary Gygax. As "My brother in Christ" has developed more nuances, this adoptive phrase has as well, and may not be intended as addressing someone who is acting in error or ignorance.

"This D-twenty is rolling shit tonight."
"My sibling in Gygax, throw the thing in Dice Jail."

by MDIAB March 27, 2024

My Cat

That moment when you excessively drink bubble tea for countless days on end

friend: Hey is that Bubble tea
Me: yes I am doing My Cat

by crazypenguin64920 December 4, 2021