Day-Care Pot

You and your boys all put a sperm sample into the same pot to make a mix of 2+ babies.

Person 1: hey what’s this little pot?
Person 2: oh that’s just mine and my friends day-care pot

by butteredpopcorn August 15, 2022

day

my one and only. my go to. my live. ny everything. so fucking adorable. anazing I LOBE DO NUCH. FUCKIBG PERFECT. CUTEST FUCKING HUMAN BEING OB THIS EARTH I LOVE HER. 💓🫶🏼💞♾🤍🫂🌍

someone: who’s day?
me: day.

by ihrtdaysm August 15, 2022

day

my one and only. my go to. my live. ny everything. so fucking adorable. anazing I LOBE DO NUCH. FUCKIBG PERFECT. CUTEST FUCKING HUMAN BEING OB THIS EARTH I LOVE HER. 💓🫶🏼💞♾🤍🫂🌍

someone: who’s day?
me: day.

by ihrtdaysm August 15, 2022

National will friel day

August 15th is the day to celebrate William John Michael Miguel Friel. William or best know as Willie used his make a wish to make this day his day.

Today is national will friel day

by Miguel111 August 15, 2022

National slap ass day

National slap ass day is a day where anybody can slap anybody ass but only on aug 16

Oh boy can’t wait for national slap ass day

by datcookie_tez August 15, 2022

National Grab ass day

This day is disgusting and is just a excuse to sexually assault people!

Asshole 1:It’s national grab ass day

Me:There is no such thing as national grab ass day and if you think it is real, I have 0 respect for you

by Crazydefinitions345 August 16, 2022

National Head Day

It’s a holiday in which your partner has to give you head and celebrate. (August 17th)

I cant wait for August 17 so I could celebrate National Head Day!

by Skrskrr August 17, 2022