your-mom-has-a-dick

your mom has a dick. it says it right there

I like how your-mom-has-a-dick. its nice.

by pookieposts January 18, 2023

October 17 national ask your crush out

Jejeh

October 17 national ask your crush out

by Zneuso September 23, 2021

Zing Your Thing

Slang term from the 1960's for using hot sauce, chilli powder or hot peppers in a sexually intimate manner.

"I got some hot sauce here baby, let me 'zing your thing' to spice up the night!"

by ZingerAU September 23, 2011

Your dad

In your best friends bed.
It’s meant to be.
Don’t deny it.

You: Have you seen my dad?
Your best friend: Yes, your dad is in my bed.

by SimpfortheWeasley’s November 7, 2020

Your mom

The only woman I will be Gay for.

You're mom's gay.
I'm gay.

She's a milf.
Tell her I said hey sexy.

You: so who yoy trying to hook up with?

Me: your mom 😫😫

by Rieners mommy milkers September 21, 2021

Blow Your Own Lips

A man's way of telling a women to go suck a dick.

Hey Karen I'm sick of your shit, go blow your own lips.

by The kreeateor April 22, 2020

eyelash hanging from your eye

code for having a crush on somebody

“hey you have an eyelash hanging from your eye”
“oh thanks” *rubs eye*

by KittyGum May 11, 2023