Mew Mew Kitty Fuck

When mentally unstable middle-aged women desperately attempt the notion of "fine dining" on a woman's cooter with no idea of what the hell they are doing. Usually involving their hands placed on their face while they end up slightly sticking their tounge in and out of their mouth, much like that of a kitten attempting to drink water......nowhere close to the clitoris AT ALL! Note: This is no way due to lack of lesbian experience, as much as lack of any sort of sexual know-how.

ex- Rent "Psycho Lesbian Babes from the Mental Ward IV". Watch the scene in which adult film screen actress Martha Hess, attempts to go DOWN TOWN JULIE BROWN!

That whore was a mew mew kitty fuck. I need a good carpet munching NOW!

by Fortune Cookie Fucker January 13, 2008

Fuck this shit i'm out

Someone who searches FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUT is seriously a piece of shit

FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUT

by sdfgyuihfrudfxgreigyre May 28, 2019

DONT YOU FUCK WITH MY DICK

Abbreviated DYFWMD, this is a phrase commonly used in place of "don't mess with me", but with a more traditional meaning of "leave my penis alone".

This saying is thought to have been originated by Duke Wellington III, after a fellow nobleman who was stricken by the Black Plague, would use his decaying hand to taunt and otherwise pester the Duke. While this was primarily in jest, after the nobleman threatened to grab Wellington's scrotum (in effect, making it fall off), Wellington fatefully proclaimed "DONT YOU FUCK WITH MY DICK!" -- then proceeded to unsheathe his rapier and chop off the nobleman's infected hand.

True to it origins, this phrase is commonly followed by an act of aggression or violence.

Masculine Form - Contemporary

Dude 1: "Hey, I'm drinking your last beer…
Dude 2: "DONT YOU FUCK WITH MY DICK!" (punches Dude 1 in the head)

Masculine Form - Traditional

Dude 1: "Give me the remote or I’ll punch you in the balls.”
Dude 2: "DONT YOU FUCK WITH MY DICK!" (punches Dude 1 in the head)

Feminine Form

Girl 1: "Damn, that's your boyfriend...he's sexy! Does he like blondes?"
Girl 2: "DONT YOU FUCK WITH MY DICK!" (punches Girl 1 in the vagina)

by munkman September 19, 2011

Nigga fuck yo ass

Said in time of niggahood. It means "Yo fuck you".

Savage "Nigga" LaFlare: "You one gay ass mothafucka."

Radji "Kush" Jones: "Nigga, fuck yo ass... Ole white-ass, Ole bitch-ass, ole NIGGUH-ass..."

OR

The Average White Taxpaying Educated Man with a Wife and Kids: "PUNK NIGGER."

A Minority Black Un-Educated Unemployed Ghetto-Slangin'-Ass Nigga: "Nigga fuck yo ass."

by AnonymousNiggaInCompton October 21, 2014

fuck shop city limits

When you've found yourself in a bad place, such as the wrong side of town.

Damn Dude, i took the wrong exit off of I105 and fuck shop city limits, i ended up in the hood!

by SherryP October 9, 2006

fuck off your juice

Its when a dude is so freakin lonely and can't find a girl he literally fucks a juicebox.

Its the only thing that will squirt sticky liquid on his dick. He believes he can taste it through his dick. People like him need to get out more.

Guy: Hey can i get your number?
Girl: Fuck off your juice.

by Jacksonh14 January 7, 2015

piss ass bitch fuck shit

Piss ass bitch fuck shit is something that one says when there in extreme anger or steps on a lego for instance someone touches you one too many times you then tell them to stop and they dont stop then you say the phrase "piss ass bitch fuck shit"

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by Nrrjsjdndihrj May 12, 2014