God's Douche

During heavy rain, one spreads their ass cheeks to the sky and douches themself with the rain; using God's tears to clean one's rectum.

I performed a God's douche in the rain storm the other night. It was super sick.

by cootercat03 April 10, 2021

God-Karen

The one true being of all Karens. even the Karens fear her. She will downright get you fired the moment she walks in. drives the most expensive SUV van there is out in the world. She has more than 5+ million followers on Facebook. Her hair style will choke you to death. Sun-glasses bigger than a solar panel. Her essential oils? Top notch. Her kids? Barley hanging to life. If you see her, run while you still can.

Bro 1: What's that shiny thing over there?
Bro 2: Oh no bro, it's her!
Bro 1: Who's "her"?

Bro 2: ITS THE GOD-KAREN!
Bro 2: RUN!

by UisforUgly August 19, 2020

AUX GOD

An Aux God is someone who all the boy's trust completely. Being named the Aux God is an achievement that few people have ever received, it is rare and extremely valuable.

"yo KingUme is really an AUX GOD"

by KINGUME May 4, 2020

soup god

soup god is a president and a god

“oh shit theres soup god”
“nice”

by Leafymtoive April 28, 2021

gaming god

A person that is awesome at gaming

Ninja was a gaming god but he died

by Syaakdlkwkqidj18388 August 2, 2021

Rise of God

The first time you suck the glass dick and get that one hit that get you so high off crack you never get that high again on crack. It is the closest you can get to god without taking LSD.

Raekwon's pyrex vision,

"The rise came upon me"

He talking about the Rise of God and how crack keep you fiending for days. It's followed by chasing the rock. As long as you live, you can never get as high off crack as you do that first hit. Yahzeeme?

by The_Tour_Scribe November 11, 2010

Tiny Gods

An expression that can be used in the place of "OMG!" or "Oh my god!" Most commonly in reference to the stars in the night sky, perhaps as an astrological reference.

"Will you come out drinking and dancing with me?" Martha Whentley asked.

Miloh Mahr replied "Tiny Gods, yes! To great excess. What the hell else is there to do?"

by Tiny Gods August 27, 2014