Fun Cuck

When your partner goes out to get plastered with their friends while you sit at home like a loyal loser, only to be summoned later to play chauffeur like some pathetic Uber driver with feelings. Bonus points if they come back flirting with strangers and you still say “Did you have fun, babe?”

I was fun cucked on the weekend. My wife went out her friends got shitfaced and apparently made out with some guy on the dancefloor. I only know because she accidentally told me in the Maccas drive thru when she made me pick her up.

by Matman79 April 25, 2025

fun punch

A fun punch directly into the female nether regions.

I gave sally a fun punch she will never forget. She had the best time.

by Funrainbowkittenjoy September 14, 2017

Fun on the tracks

Forced fun. Where the sense of enjoyment is created artificially. As if the good times were on train tracks.

‘Let’s play ring of fire’

‘Idk mate sounds like fun on the tracks to me’

by Loz.a July 22, 2022

fun gun

An unnecessarily owned gun.

There should be no fun guns.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

Fun

A word used by your gym partner to describe a workout which will cause physical pain and emotional suffering. Do not trust the word “fun”.

Person 1: Let’s do this workout it’ll be fun
Person 2: That sounds horrible
Proceeds to do workout anyways

by Joe Salassss November 29, 2023

fun

if you have to much u get a son

or you get wet jeans

fun time with mommy

by Coollinks November 2, 2020

Fun Civil War

A feud that divides a house of two or more roommates. One side is pro-fun and they act on their impulses. The other side is anti-fun and attempts to squander their efforts.

Each side competes for territory and attempts to win over members of the opposing faction.

“Sounds like me and Kier are winning the Fun Civil War. This kicks ass.”

by Biodiesel Revolution August 28, 2025