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Kyle

You’ll honestly never meet a man like Kyle. He is one-in-a-million and you should keep your friendship with him. He will someday become a very successful man. Though he may seem to have less rizz than others, he will let definitely pull more women than everyone else. Kyle is typically above average in many ways: smarts, wit, social skills, length, and especially girth. Kyle usually has a strong and fit body, but wears larger clothes to cover it up. Kyle is a very hard-working man, and works well with a group or by himself. Hang on to your Kyle. But be aware: Kyle loves playing with fire 🔥 ‼️
Man, there’s no one like Kyle
by Incader February 28, 2024
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Kyle

"I punched drywall once. I guess that makes me an honorary Kyle." – Brendaniel
by Aqxer May 16, 2021
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Kyle Helton

A very unstable, angry, alcoholic ass person. Who is known for smoking pot and drinking fifths of alcohol at a time. Does not put up with bullshit
That’s Kyle Helton.
by treycombs3 February 11, 2018
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kyle koyeman

look at that minecraft head bender, must be a kyle koyeman
by All the way October 17, 2019
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Kyling / Kyle-ing

verb
1a) To oppose someone’s ideas and heavily “criticise” them.
1b) To be an overall “victim” when presented with logical facts and reasoning

2a) hypocrite
Dude, stop Kyling / Kyle-ing my drawing.”
by vononono November 5, 2025
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Kyle

Kyle that kinda guy to just Randomly jumps into a fucking table. Has a giant horse penis.
Boy1 : why did that guy just jump into a table?
Boy2 : oh yeh that Kyle you’ll get used to it soon.
by ThatRandoGuy November 22, 2021
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Kyle

Kyle's are the kind of person who is a copy and paste machine that will eat your family.
Kyle's pour milk first.
Kyle's have wet socks.
That guy is such Kyle.
by PaigeisGod March 29, 2022
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