Lifestyle jacker

A person who takes shortcuts in life to achieve the same result.

I went to the gym and lost 60 lbs. but a lifestyle jacker gets liposuction to lose 60 lbs. aka slacker aka damn I work hard

by The Original Blaqadomas May 30, 2018

Career Jacker

A person who steals all your hardwork and claims all the credit aka boss aka coworker aka bastard

"Good job team", says the career jacker. Now blank's name aka person who's career is being jacked can you also add our names to the credit. #tellyourbosstokickrocks

by The Original Blaqadomas May 30, 2018

A Jackie

A guy who will concede and do anything for a woman. He is a door mat. He will spend enormous amounts of money just to keep her in his life. Although the woman is often spoiled and bratty he continues to shower her with anything she asks for.

kyle: hey have you seen mike lately??

anthony: no last I heard he was taking cheryl to buy a new car...

kyle: what!! they've only been dating a couple months..

anthony: bro she treats him like crap but I guess the sex is so good that its turning him into a jackie.

by YoungSiimba June 1, 2018

G-jacked

To take back item from person when they refuse to pay agreed upon price.

Also: Repossess or RENIGG

Devon said that I “g-jacked” Brians Jordan’s, after he refused to pay for them, and I then took them back.

Devon was stealing the Jordan’s, therefore he considered the Jordan’s to be his property and acted as if he were being stolen from.

“Devon said that I G-jacked HIS shoes.”
The shoes were never his, as he refused to pay for them.

by TruthHurtsHoney July 2, 2018

chad jacket

A condom.

“Oops, gotta put on my chad jacket so we don’t get pregers.”

by Faccceerr May 15, 2018

Schmapple Jacked

When one is schmapple jacked it means they are tripping hard on DXM also known as: Triple C, cough syrup (not codeine). Can also just be a word used to refer to tripping hard in general. Can also be used in it's present participle form as schmapple jacking or cut short as schmappled.

"Dude you look so schmapple jacked right now"

"Yea that's three bottles of cough syrup. I'm getting schmappled tonight."

"Dude you look so schmapple jacked right now"

"Yea that's three bottles of cough syrup. I'm getting schmappled tonight."

by Amorino delfino July 14, 2018

Captain Jacked

This is when a person introduces a conversational topic with others only to have a conversational pirate hijack the topic leaving the person marooned on a conversational island. Smoke signaled by, "What were we talking about?" "How did we get on this topic?" or "Oh..." if they even remember said person was talking.

Amy: I really love that song by...
Owen: I was in choir in College. I think we sang that song!
Blake: Bro, I didn't know you could sing? *sarcasm* Do you ever stop?
Owen: Did I tell you about my solo senior year? It was cray.

Amy was Captain Jacked.

by Lovsatellite July 19, 2018