Thinking cheese

Cheese eaten while looking into the refrigerator to help you decide what you want to make/eat for dinner. Mama June on the TV program Honey Boo Boo first used the phrase.

When I can't decide what I want for dinner it helps to stare into the fridge and eat my thinking cheese.

by BuckyKat August 7, 2014

Tea Cheese

That horrible coagulated milk crap you get when your milk has gone off, or when it reacts weird with the lemon tea you just made...

Don't add milk to that, you'll get tea cheese

by HorusHeretic October 18, 2014

Small Cheese

Some scrub who thinks theyre all that and a bag of chips

I'm the small cheese man, you don't get it do ya?
Type of small cheese everybody acting like they knew ya
Go uptown, New York City b****
Some Spanish girls love me like I'm Aventura
Tell Uncle Luke I'm out in Miami too
Clubbing hard, cheesing women ain't much to do
Wrist bling, got a condo up in Biscayne
Still getting brain from a thang, ain't cheese changed
How you feel? How you feel? How you feel?

by Hamvader February 4, 2015

cheese wrap

A crusty layer of cheese underneath an uncircumcised penis' foreskin, often eaten by lower class hookers in exchange for drugs

She was eager to give the man a bi until she discovered the cheese wrap surrounding his member

by Dirtdan31 February 20, 2015

Cheese Blindness

The state of temporary insanity caused by the opportunity to consume cheese

I ate that whole block of cheddar in one sitting and I don't even remember doing it. That must be my cheese blindness acting up again

by Meringue March 19, 2015

Cheese ball

A word some bitch calls you when she claims you're cute but it really means you are a sucker who keeps answering her texts

I think the word cheese ball is a name for assholes

by Have a nice night folks July 21, 2015

Cheese Dazer

A type of bowl you can smoke from a bong consisting of marijuana, parmesan cheese and often tobacco. The bowl tends to put you in a daze, which often hits you way harder than a regular marijuana bowl.

Lets get super high and smoke some cheese dazers!

by dazerking November 30, 2016