by Billy Bronco Mooseknuckle March 28, 2019
Get the crushing candymug. Someone who is either your friend or is someone you saw once across a hall, picking their nose. Yeah, that guy you saw lookin' hot and handsome is really some weirdo, failing all of his classes. And if it's your friend, let all of the god's help you because you ain't getting out of this one alive. Either you hold it in until they find someone else and you drop subtle hints on breaking up with them, or you tell them and they reject you, ultiminantly destroying your friendship. And good luck if your gay and they're not.
1. Person 1: I think I'm in love!
Person 2: With the guy that helped you pick up your books like a cliche movie?
Person 1: Yep
Person 2: You know he picks his noes, right? and he's failing all of his classes. and he's a nice guy
2. Person 1: 'doesn't tell a friend because they are a coward'
Person 2: 'Gets boyfriend'
Person 1: you should break up with them, you deserve so much better
3. Person 1: I like you! as a crush.
Person 2: I don't. you just made this extremely uncomfortable for me.
Person 1: well shit
4. Person 1: GAY PANIC ENSURES
Person 2: With the guy that helped you pick up your books like a cliche movie?
Person 1: Yep
Person 2: You know he picks his noes, right? and he's failing all of his classes. and he's a nice guy
2. Person 1: 'doesn't tell a friend because they are a coward'
Person 2: 'Gets boyfriend'
Person 1: you should break up with them, you deserve so much better
3. Person 1: I like you! as a crush.
Person 2: I don't. you just made this extremely uncomfortable for me.
Person 1: well shit
4. Person 1: GAY PANIC ENSURES
by A non binary bitch March 9, 2020
Get the Crushmug. when your doing something and crush one or both of your thumbs and it hurts and starts to swell and you dont use ice
p1: "how did you crush your thumb"
p2: "tried to set a really hard spike in volleyball"
p1: "rip bozo"
p2: "shut up, anyways i cant set good with this crushed thumb"
p2: "tried to set a really hard spike in volleyball"
p1: "rip bozo"
p2: "shut up, anyways i cant set good with this crushed thumb"
by tywnomolos9774 September 29, 2022
Get the crushed thumbmug. When you like someone, but you know that it will not end will. It's still exciting because you could miss it up in so many ways!
by bobthebuilder96 January 11, 2017
Get the crushmug. Friend 1: Hey buddy, what are you doing tonight?
Friend 2: Crushing the muffin.
Friend 1: AAaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwww yeeeeeaaaaahh!
Friend 2: Crushing the muffin.
Friend 1: AAaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwww yeeeeeaaaaahh!
by Johnny_Z3R0 March 30, 2011
Get the Crushing the Muffinmug. by Ef13&4957828485 October 23, 2019
Get the Get your girl or crush flowers daymug. 