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Caterpillar Fight Club

While many clubs might be difficult to join, not many have such unusual requirements for membership as the “Caterpillar Fight Club.”

It has been described as the club that no one wants to join. And those who become members do so, quite literally, by accident. All you need to do is successfully capture multiple monarch caterpillars, put them on a milkweed stalk and after they have gone to bed, in the middle of the night, one caterpillar will decide to wake up all the others for a thumping, whumping caterpillar fight and engage in a territorial battle violently striking each other over feeding territory.
“Did you hear about Shelby and Taylor?”

“Nah, what happened?”

“They got busted hosting a caterpillar fight club”

“WHAAAAT”

Yeah dude, their fine was like 1,000 milkweeds per caterpillar as restitution”
by TardyB June 19, 2021
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Brenton's Fan Club

A ripper of a club for none other than the amazing programmer, and lecturer, Brenton Schulz.
Brenton Fan #1: Have you seen Brenton's handy dandy "Apocalypse Mug"?

Brenton Fan #2: Yeah I have! It looks the same as ones people have in jail and wack on the jail bars in movies.

Brenton Fan #1: Let's meme about this, and other shit in the Brenton's Fan Club!

Brenton Fan #2: Fuck yeah!
by ItzYaBoi6969 March 27, 2020
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u wuz at the club

u wuz at the club werent you?
by Queeflatifa May 22, 2019
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BLUE FLAME CLUB

Used in connection with electronics kit-building, or electrical work in general. It is one step above the "Black Smoke Club". To become a member of the Blue Flame Club of electronics kit builders, your completed kit radio, oscilloscope, multimeter, etc., must burst into vigorous flames, with the distinct blue color of high-voltage short-circuit electrical arcing, as soon as you power it up for the first time. If it only sizzles and emits grey or black smoke, but no visible flames, you are member of the Black Smoke Club.
"Did you hear about Jerry almost electrocuting himself down in the avionics lab this morning? His DIY power supply kit exploded as soon as he plugged it in; yep, ol' Jerry bought himself a charter membership in the Blue Flame Club!"
by ctsurv553 December 10, 2021
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Vile High Club

The Vile High Club is slang for the group of people who have masturbated on board and seated in an aircraft in flight.

During the masturbation climax intense eye contact must be kept between the masturbating part and the person who unintentionally became part of the disgusting interaction.
“Did you have a nice trip to Boston ?”
“Yeah man !” I became a member of the Vile High Club by polishing the sword while ogling the slutty soccer mom in the aisle seat next to me.
by The masturbating monkey August 11, 2023
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Atascadero Yacht Club

Punching someone in the testicles with a stolen kayak paddle.
Jessie-Lynn gave Travis an Atascadero Yacht Club and ran out of the Rite-Aid yelling the lyrics to Kid Rock's All Summer Long in Esperanto.
by Woodrow T. Boner June 15, 2019
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Port Royal Club

A bougie beach club in Naples Florida; you have to live in the area to even think about joining the club; they throw amazing beach parties with DJs from Lollapalooza and other well known artists; it is one of the nicest neighborhoods to live in America, like a more understated version of palm beach.
"What's with all the security at the Port Royal Club today?"
"Oh, the governor is having breakfast there."
by travel_well_travel_often May 27, 2018
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