The Real Meanings of Internet Words

haha = Genuinely funny
hahaha = Really laughing
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH = Holy shit that was funny.

lol = Couldn't care less.
lolk = Yes (looks at you weirdly)

What are the The Real Meanings of Internet Words

Knock Knock Joke = lol
Someone rambles and you type = lolk

by MDubs and RDubs November 16, 2010

Real Name Nickname

(n.) Nicknames that are derived directly from your real or actual name. Actually given to others when your preferred nickname is also used in your office, group, school or any other organization you belong to or for other instances or situtations.

The nickname you'll most likely give to those closely related to you.

Office Guy 1: Hey, new guy! You said we can call you Sparky?

New Guy: Just use my real name nickname, Ed. They call that guy from accounting Sparky too.

by eros00 June 24, 2011

the accuracy is real tho

It means just as it says. For example, if someone says: Look at this loser doing everything but doing that essay due in an hour, you'd reply saying, the accuracy is real tho, because although the joke is funny, it accurately describes what you or the person would be doing anyway. You're not below the joke.

Person 1: Look at this loser doing everything but doing that essay due in an hour
Person 2: The accuracy is real tho.
Person 1:...you're right XD

by Roxanne Goof October 10, 2017

free real estate

Best memories ever

When I ask the price he said it was "free real estate

by The Goat Lord May 17, 2018

shit just got real

the perfect time to pose as a team, often in a hard-boiled manner
especially prevalent when regarding fictional, 1940s-style detectives penned by Andrew Hussie.

PS, AD, PI: Pose as a team, cause shit just got real

by the weasel king of weasels April 11, 2013

real fucking talk (rft)

A term which addresses out irritating motherfuckers by taking the definition of "real talk" and placing emphasis on the term to create a more destructive ending phrase that bores into the mind of even the most hard-headed dumbass person (if used right).

Nigga: "Boy if u come back in my hood on dat everyday bullshit imma bust yo ass wit dis choppa real fucking talk (rft)" (It's not a threat, it's a promise)

by ogdajuiceman November 7, 2010

A Real Stand Up Guy

A solid buisness man. Does not take any bullshit. The life of the party. Will help others in times of need. But will only do this if it benifits him in return. Would stand you up if more important matters came up.

Wow Jeb is a real stand up guy.

by students77 January 28, 2020