Ring Race

When women and their friends begin to race each other for who can get married first. Many times they do not care who the husband is. As long as the ring is on their finger before their friends, they are happy.

Wanda and her boyfriend just got engaged. OMG I need to get engaged ASAP or I'll be alone forever. I don't care who the bastard is. The ring race is on!

by blueeyedevil August 1, 2012

Medusa-ring

The male lies on his back and lifts his legs into the air as to put his body weight onto his upper back, neck and head. Then while erect, he pushes the penis forward between his legs and the partner then sits on his cock, the partners legs will be adjacent with his back. After he cums, the partner pushes out the semen so it rolls down his stomach and into his mouth.

Ted loved it when his girl friend medusa'd him, she was a very big fan of medusa-ring, he really enjoyed the taste of his fresh cum and her ass.

by analman52 January 6, 2012

plastic rings

noun. usually a clear plastic used to combine six (6) aluminum drinking cans by the top. extremely useful yet commonly overlooked for having any value. also has a negative aspect related to littering, which threatens the environment (fish, small animals, ect.)

bro 1: yo hand me that six pack
bro 2: here bro 1 (grabs six pack by plastic rings and passes the six pack to bro 1)
bro 1: thanks bro 2

by bro 3 March 7, 2011

Ring Mandrel

A large metal, aluminum, or wooden shaped rod used in the jewelry industry to measure the size of rings and to jam in the pussy of horny female sales associates.

Also can be broken down to be pronounced as "Man Drill" instead of Mandrel.

(Bob) Hey Barbara, can you pass me that ring mandrel so I can see what size this customers' ring is?
(Barbara) Sure can, as soon as I'm done pleasuring myself with it!

by Definiapro20034 March 13, 2011

red ring of deth

the best thing xbox invented

turtwig NS:i just got a xbox

iHasModmanHD:woo wana play online?

turtwig NS: no i just got red ring of deth

iHasModmanHD: omg mee too

i <3 my xbox bitch!

by iHasModmanHD November 22, 2011

eye-rings

dark rings under one's eyes

It seems you haven't slept well for ages.
Why that?
Because of these eye-rings you've got.

by maroccan July 7, 2011

Ring Dong

A phrase you would use in a text message to make the other person check their phone and write back.

Ring Dong: Cory
Jaelyn: What is this a door bell?
Just seein' what you were up to: Cory
Jaelyn: Streching out for later wanna cruise by?

or

Paul: Dude guess what I did last night?
Steve: What?
Paul: I ring donged Jessica at four in the morning to wake her up when she has her first day of nursing intern.
Steve: Clutch Automatic!

by Macag September 22, 2011