kyle guilven

Popular kid. The best. The greatest of all time. Very funny and cool too.

You’re like so Kyle Guilven

by Thehonestbithc100 May 22, 2018

Kyle

Kyle (Kai•ull)
Verb
To piss oneself

"I nearly Kyle'd my pants today"

by Non-gay man lover November 12, 2022

Kyle

Is a fucking car, I’m so fucking scared.

WHY THE FUCK IS KYLE A FUCKING CAR!?

by sodakins February 14, 2022

Kyle

A quirky fellow that will have a full conversation with the scammers that randomly text him. He’ll create wonderfully colorful backstories to confuse and annoy the would be scammer and then send follow up texts in the days following. Kyle’s will also refer to things that happen “the other day” even if it happened years prior. Kyle’s typically have a very normal sized yet wonderfully shaped penis that will make his partner climax several times while wailing like a banshee. If you bring a Kyle home make sure your roommates are out or you may have to share him.

Elisabeth, “ I brought a Kyle home last night and woke my neighbors”

by Hardbard April 7, 2023

Kyle

A dude who has mountains of Red Bull stored in his closet

Me: Woah Kyle, you have an entire closet full of Red Bull!

Kyle: Yeah it’s a bit small, but it’ll do until Tomorrow

by OhGodSaveMeFromTheClintons May 22, 2019

Kyle

Kyle is someone who drinks many Monsters and may have several holes in his walls. Kyles typically have no more than 2 GCSEs

Boy: come over to my house
Girl: okay kyle
*girl and boy walk into Kyles room*
*girl sees lots of holes in his walls*
Boy: so cool rite

by LAngela November 23, 2021

Kyle E Kirch

Kyle E Kirch is a treadmill blogger who provides the best advice on training on a treadmill

Kyle E Kirch gave me advice that allowed me to run my fastest 5k ever!

by kcnbc January 28, 2021