Douche-bitch

One who wears sunglasses indoors, in the rain, at night, and/or in the club.

Aubrey is such a douche-bitch when wears her stunna shades in the club to hide her fucked up eyebrows.

by Lauren German April 10, 2008

Douche Off

When two individuals engage one another in a battle of the will, as to which person will be most polite and allow the other to enter first. Typically occurs at building doors and elevator doors, most often between complete strangers. Several studderings of the foot and mouth will procede engagement.

Ryan was engaged in a standard douche off with a complete stranger yesterday when he tried to exit the elevator.

by King Kohan October 13, 2009

douche king

One who exceeds the limits of douchebaggery

John: Dude! You smoked all ten pounds of my weed!

Gabe: uhhh.... no i didn't

John: Gabe your the motherfucking douche king

Gabe: tehe

by joe knight July 7, 2008

Dibble Douche

An insult of high degree

Dude, your such a Dibble Douche

by Jesse Denning November 25, 2003

Douche Side

When formerly nice/cool people turn into Douche Bags, they turn to the Douche Side of the Force.

After Kyler got a job he started wearing Hugo Boss and turned to the Douche Side of the Force.

by Emporer Palpitizzle June 3, 2009

douche-a-louche

1. The ultimate “loser"
2. Someone who is not only massively brain dead so much so that the very thought of them is so foul and putrid that it reminds you of vaginal cleansing, but also very frightening and creepy in the most corny way possible.
3. A person of this nature should be avoided at all costs.

What a douche-a-louche ! This guy I’m seeing texted me that I should come over because he’s wearing a Mexican Sombrero and nothing else!

by Christine Cascio June 19, 2008

Strawberry Douche

A flavored douche so that the man can taste through their vagina (men lick it) tastes like strawberry flavored icecream

guy 1: did you bang her?
guy 2: yeah i licked her strawberry douche till it tasted like normal douche.

by Makudan December 12, 2006