truffle cheese

Similar to truffle butter, but with the addition of semen into the mix.

I had a good mixture of truffle butter going, and then i came. There was truffle cheese everywhere!

by Pink_sock101 September 3, 2016

deez cheese

A faggot who comments the N-word on a school post.

Deez Cheese: Nigger

by Beez Deez December 17, 2019

Clottage cheese

When a woman has discharge from a yeast infection at the same time as she is menstruating... resulting in blood tinged discharge similar to the consistency of cottage cheese

Charlie was offended by the scent of my clottage cheese. So I went to the gynecologist and got medicine for my yeast infection.

by Super bowl Sarah February 5, 2017

cheese wand

1: Someone who suffers with a complete lack of inteligence.

2: An unwashed penis

after a few beers he acts like a cheese wand

by tenbob July 7, 2009

stomach cheese

The nasty smelly goop that nasty people that don't wash get between their fat rolls.

Dude smelled really bad. He must have forgotten to wash his stomach cheese.

by PURRPLEPASSIONE March 11, 2018

Cheese Tease

Someone that flaunts cheese and use of cheese but doesn't deliver their promise. They can't be trusted.

Stealthano: I want to sleep on a giant piece of bread with that cheese square as a blanket

Ashliboobs: I want that too

Stealthano: care to join me?

Ashliboobs: I would but you're such a cheese tease!

by Stealthano January 8, 2017

gooter cheese

the cheese from in between the goots of gooter boy(matthew aka gooterluver69420)

Matthew has gooter cheese

by gooterboyluver69420 January 7, 2022