Alabama

the best state ever because you can fuck and marry your sister

me: i love Alabama
you: why
me: i get to fuck my sister

by ur mom gayyy August 14, 2021

alabama half&half

1. Use a blender to combine semen and laxative at a 1:1 ratio.
2. Drink.
3. Wait 10 minutes.
4. Enjoy.

Do you guys know if that alabama half&half is organic?

by Thomas A. August 5, 2017

Alabama brown cake

Where you and a buddy take friends shitting on your cousin's face while holding hands, and proceed to play paddy cake with the shit

My god! Jeb is giving cousin Lee an Alabama brown cake!

by mrsilvabackz September 11, 2025

alabama porkchop

Something in a fancy restaurant someone by the name of say, Latasha Marie would order. Also commonly cooked by an incest person and with a side of purple crusty toenails.

Hi my name is Latasha Marie and I would absolutely love some... alabama porkchop

by ☆★Midas★☆ May 1, 2022

Alabama Hot Cock

Any kind of fucking done by someone who had a turd transplanted where his cock used to be.

Newly transplanted dude : Medical science is amazing! From now on all sex is Alabama Hot Cock for me!

by AlabamaBaby February 20, 2021

Alabama Oatmeal

Before fucking you put oatmeal in your partners asshole and give them anal once they cum you use the cum as milk and the oatmeal.

I was fucking my pug batman and gave him an Alabama Oatmeal.

by Noah666999 October 18, 2019

Alabama blowjobber

The act where a man inserts a pocket pussy into the tailpipe of a truck and fucks it while a friend hits the accelerator pedal.

Johnny's girlfriend wouldn't sleep with him so he asked me to help him preform an Alabama Blowjobber.

by Truck fucker April 15, 2020