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Feed my lizard

A way of saying you are jacking off, an excuse to leave an online chat room.
"Are we going to start this next game"

"Hol' up I'm going to feed my lizard"
by Sick kackis August 15, 2020
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sat on my hat

Where you try to give yourself anal because of your long shlong
Bro I got so drunk I "sat on my hat" last night!
by Wisegrandma666 August 28, 2019
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Russled my jimmies

To frustrate or annoy someone
"They way Barbra acted really russled my jimmies!"
by nayernay June 3, 2018
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get off my trail

Similar to "get off my dick" and "get off my back", basically meaning stop following me or leave me alone.
"Yo bro aren't you broke?"

"Get off my trail"

Or

"Get off my trail and stop following me."
by GrimmjowJaegerjaquez2728 November 8, 2023
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Off my turk

Off of a turk aka marijuana in some form.
"Bro i'm off my turk now"
by Whalemantis July 6, 2024
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throw hands with my glands

Oof just got home from hanging out with the boys, boutta throw hands with my glands if ya know what I mean 😉
by Urban Daddy August 11, 2018
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Let my boys hang

Akin to the phrase "let my girls hang." When a male is in a comfortable situation such that he can allow his crotchal equipment free expression without clothing confinement or social condemnation. Best expressed either alone or in the company of an appreciative partner.
My girl is my girl in part because she loves to let my boys hang.
by radialengine August 18, 2016
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