by The killer 1266 November 14, 2019

Westminster is a prestigious boarding school located in Simsbury, Connecticut. Despite the school’s size of less than 450 students, Westminster boasts an impressive athletic program including recent New England champion swim, soccer, softball and field hockey teams. These successes aside, Westminster is frequently embarrassed by their Avon Old Farms rivalry game, one they have unfortunately never won. This doesn’t matter, though, because they are always outshone by Westminster’s fantastic girls hockey program. Other prep schools like to shit on Westminster, but that’s just because they’re mad everyone at their school is depressed and Westy isn’t. An aspect of Westminster that highlights how much of a family the school really is is the fact that the head and junior prefect are in love with each other but just don’t know it yet, and are frequently referred to as ‘Mr. And Mrs. Head Prefect’. For housing, students have two options: brand new, clean dorms with lots of natural light, or Cushing or Alumni.
Westy Girl 1: did you hear that Westminster School just beat Loomis in hockey!
Westy girl 2: yes! I’m so glad we didn’t have a filmed orgy at our school.
Westy girl 1: same. I’m so excited for the stud tonight!
Westy girl 2: yes! I’m so glad we didn’t have a filmed orgy at our school.
Westy girl 1: same. I’m so excited for the stud tonight!
by Meandmyhoes April 1, 2023

A place that we refer to as hell on earth while attending, and then the good old days after graduating.
by hasbullaking December 16, 2024

When public or private help is unavailable to get the help one needs, or if one is unable to recognize one is not doing well, one takes suggestions from graduates of the school of human kindness.
Say, you look like you famished! Go to the Pizza Bar and and buy yourself some pizza!! The School of Human Kindness!!
by Hedbut December 12, 2017

rich ass bitches that think they’re all that. mostly all of the girls are flat as fuck. there’s really only a few that a thicc. they say they love eachother, but they really only like the elkhorn kids. mostly all are sluts and dumb asf
“i go to st patrick’s school”- girl
“ew tf. you’re flat too” - elkhorn boy
“ugh. imma cry all night now” - girl
“ew tf. you’re flat too” - elkhorn boy
“ugh. imma cry all night now” - girl
by xoxo elkhorn boy October 2, 2019

Where you do some absolute crunching tackles on the pitch at school, And halfway line shots, sucks being that kit in goal, One time I got tackled in the head and it was a fucking penalty to the other team and they sent it 60 feet over the bar, Brazilians
by Lochstar! June 14, 2023

by FloorShitter2004 January 25, 2024
