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I fucked your mom

"I fucked your mom" is an insult used to scare away 3 year olds on Halo:Reach away.
Kid 1: YOU KNOW WHAT?! I HATE YOU!
Kid 2: OH YEAH?! I fucked your mom.
Kid 1: zamn
by XenoGent February 3, 2022
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national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day

April 11 is national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day
Girlfriend: hey babe do you know what day it is?
Boyfriend: no what day is it ?
Girlfriend: it’s national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day
by Loliamsamaantha April 11, 2024
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cool your dickset

To relax, or chill out. Usually a command when some one is getting too heated over a trivial disagreement.
A PLATYPUS IS A MAMMAL, AND I WILL RAPE YOU THROAT IF YOU SAY OTHERWISE!!

bro... cool your dickset
by DJ BJ REPPIN SF January 15, 2012
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Your mom

IS GAYYYYYYYYYY

AND YOU CAN NOT LIE
PERSON1:HI!

PERSON2:your mom GAYYYYYYYYYYYY
by User dummasss May 3, 2020
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Use Your Tongue Slits For.....

Use Your Tongue Slits For.....
Use Your Tongue Slits For.....
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025
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<.7.9.7.6.>Let Me Smack YOur back THrough THetrickle<.79.7.6.>
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National Bang Your Homie Day

National Bang Your Homie Day is a purported event where individuals engage in sexual activities with their best friend(s), regardless of the nature of the encounter, be it oral or anal sex. The premise suggests that such acts are exempt from being labeled as homosexual due to the occasion being recognized as National Bang Your Homie Day. However, it's important to note that this notion perpetuates harmful stereotypes and disregards the complexities of sexual orientation and consent. This national event occurs on March 11th every year.
Yo bro did you know its March 11th?

Whats on March 11th?

Bro its National Bang Your Homie Day!

What's that?

Where we can have sex and it wouldn't be gay since its National Bang Your Homie Day!

Fuck yes, my love! I can't wait to have you deep in my guts with your deep strokes..

Yes, baby. I've been wanting to get into that tight bootyhole for a long time. Come on, lets get into that bedroom.

*2 years later, They are dating*

The End
by nunya BUISNESS 💯 March 9, 2024
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