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unhappy new year

when it’s not 2020, it’s actually 2009 (the worst year of ur life) and ur SOBBING
it’s 2009 again!!! im screamimg!!!! it’s an unhappy new year!!!!!
by headless hotdog December 31, 2019
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next year was better

Often used within the Burning Man community, Next Year Was Better is typically used when something goes wrong, and implies that it will have been done better or more successfully next year.
The art project didn't have enough batteries to last the night. eeh, next year was better.
by farmacist November 27, 2021
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what I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Why is six afraid of seven? It is because seven ate nine (2024, the eighth year of solstice)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025
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Metric Year

Sarcastically saying that something takes way longer than it should.
Damn, it'll take a metric year to get through this drive-thru.
by A RANDO GUY March 29, 2022
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tuba year

A year plus 20 days; used to promote end of the year annual memberships that give you the remaining part of this year as well in addition to the full future year. Similar to a baker’s dozen to show an added value.
Universal Studios was offering a tuba year annual pass before Christmas to hopefully sell more to the locals to use the week after Christmas.
by Vinfeeble2 November 30, 2023
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Slut Year

In the English school system, year nine is sometimes referred to as slut year. As year nine is now at the middle or peak or their time at secondary school, many students feel more grown up than before. This can lead to random dating, kissing, flirting, going out with year 7's or even year 11's. During this time, many frantically search for a boyfriend/girlfriend in fear of losing them to someone else or feeling left out.
"So excited for slut year"
by llama lurver September 28, 2015
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business year

A year with no holiday
I’ll pay you back in a business year.
by TittyMaster1 November 27, 2017
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