Vald - Surprise

Cultural work made by Vald Sullyvan with the aim of valuing the Beatmaker Susma Beats.

Vald - Surprise lyrics: Susma Beats, Susma Beats, Susma Beats.
Susma Beaaaats Susma Beats, Beats, Beats...

by Eine seltsame November 19, 2022

Surprise

Tell me anthony

Anthony tell me the surprise please DADD-

by penutbuttersquirell April 24, 2022

Dead Rat Surprise

A sandwich that may or may not have a dead rat inside. Upon ordering the Dead Rat Surprise at any sandwich shop, an employee will slice six loaves of bread and toss a dead rat into one. They will then roll a dice and use the bread indicated by the die for your sandwich. The other loaves of bread will be served to other customers.

I ordered the Dead Rat Surprise at Subway last night. I feel bad for the fool who got the rat sandwich.

by averagemint May 7, 2022

Sloppy surprise

Taking a sloppy shit in your friend's toilet and not flushing so when they come to use it they get a sloppy surprise

Jack: Hey Isaac you said your toilet was clogged?
Isaac: yeah Alex left me a sloppy surprise yesterday, the bog was so big we needed the plumber

by Isaac69420 September 20, 2022

Peppermint surprise

When you nut inside a woman when she is on her period and the red and white mixture drips out resembling a red and white Peppermint candy, usually surprises the participating party

I nutted inside Jessica last night when she was on her period, and she was surprised to notice the color combination dripping out of her looked like a Peppermint candy, thus giving her a Peppermint surprise.

by GunghoJoe570 October 15, 2022

Provo surprise

When an unmarried Mormon couple shit on each other for non-intercourse sexual gratification that keeps them in the good graces of the Angel Moroni.

Every Saturday, Conner and Abby split a large Cincinnati Stew then share a messy Provo Surprise before cuddling in a hot pile of shit and watch the BYU game.

by Hot Franklin October 15, 2022

phillipino surprise

When Ranola and Angelo go in to a dark closet together.

Hit the lights so can give you a phillipino surprise.

by anonymous October 18, 2022